One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed
Well, the passion starts to heat up and eventually says, ' I don't feel like it ', ' I just want you to hold me '
I said WHAT? What was that?!
So she says the words:
' you're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man'
Realizing nothing was gonna happen that night i went to sleep.

The next day i took a day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to have a nice lunch en then went shopping. I walked around with her while she tried on several different expensive outfits. she couldn't decide witch one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said ' Lets get a pair for each outfit.

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you.. She was so excited she must have thought i was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a football shoes when she doesn't even know how to play football. I think I threw her for a loop when I said ' That's fine honey ' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. smiling with excited anticipation she finally said. I think This is all dear, let's go to the cashier.

I could hardly contain myself when i said, ' no honey, I don't feel like it '
Her face just went completely blank and she said ' WHAT?

I said, ' I just want you to hold this stuff for a while, You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman'

And just when she had this look like she was gonna kill me i added ' Why can't you just love me for who i am and not for the things i buy for you?

Apparently i'm not having sex tonight either.. But at least that bitch knows I'm smarter then her.

Thats what a friend of mine posted on his facebook :P fucking genius